Alright! Let's do this! Here's my case! I'm becoming an ant. My baby is pic.twitter.com April 13, 2016 HOLD IT! Elon Musk had sex in space. It was to save earth from humans from a Star Trek Episode with James Charles. No, that's wrong! The U.S loves Donald Trump. Because he has NUKES. But he died in 1942 because of World War 2. Ok, sometimes we break the law because I'm two teenage boys. This is what happens when you leave us alone :P Heh, this is some strange shit. Wait this isn't very strange. It's just a computer. Objection! Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign up, it unlocks cool features! You guys bring peace? Texans cause chaos. How can you call yourself American? Our only crimes? Being born poor but not born. From eldritch liberals Global warming Global warming OBJECTION! Don't get cocky, you're still a minor for 2 additional months. Seattle police are after you. YOUR TWEETS ARE MONITORED. You make us look like idiots on Saturday Mr. D can't stay overnight So what? Google fundraisers build nice houses! Capitalism makes them money! Bro, your vids are random shit and they have awful dubstep. Shut up! The conservatives are winning! Your erection is not proven! I'm sorry I still love you you're such a good boy. It's okay! I'm sexist and commit a lot of hate crimes. Ugh, can you guys interpret this greatness? Santa is locked in my small basement Alright, the Pacific Ocean is about to swallow my dachsund's cage! Objection! Time to stop the Democrats by committing a lot of gun violence. Please click here to LOGIN to login to Vimeo to watch the full entire video. NO!! Please enable Javascript to watch this full video! Oh sir MrBeast is going to buy Vitamins from Vitamins World. Here, we sentence you to a lifetime of playing Candy Crush on Tinder! Objection! Declaration of Interest is required. This portfolio is my opinion! Fair use states police are barred from detaining an innocent person! Our Mario's all about hot dogs! This goes back to 60 years! Stupid imitations of TV shows and movies OBJECTION! Whatcha gonna do? Lick my face? On my Facebook live? THERE'S NO ESCAPE SPIDER-MAN! Wait, no! YOU NEED TO GIVE CONSENT THIS IS MY BIGGEST CONCERN! Whoops, sorry! This is a viral photo of my 10 year old son! I gotta thank you all for expressing concern! I just lost 3HP! Please fix MAILBOX.BAT!